Written by: Simon Nye
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Original airdate: December 25, 1997
Synopsis:
With Christmas having arrived, the entire gang, including Dorothy and Anthea have a wonderful time celebrating as snow falls, gifts are given, dinners are had, carols sung, and happiness abounds, aside from Tony repeatedly getting knocked over or bumped in the head. Nevertheless, it all ends happily with everyone laughing and enjoying each other’s company in the most spectacular way. At least, that is how they had hoped it could have gone.
Gary and Tony struggle through the England streets in the pouring rain, trying desperately to find gifts, having put it off till too late. At home, Gary wonders why he and Dorothy never celebrated Christmas Day together before and she tells him it’s because everyone thought he’d be annoying company. Tony says there’s been an asbestos scare at Deb’s mom’s house which is why he couldn’t go over, but Deb gives a knowing wink to Dorothy about her white lie.
Tony and the girls are making their own Christmas decorations with Tony being extra clingy around Deb before using the Christmas lights to do several impressions of famous landmarks and more for their entertainment.
Later in bed, Gary and Dorothy discuss Christmas traditions and how Santa Claus is the first real moment of sadness and disillusionment. Eventually Dorothy gets fed up with his inane chattering and asks him to help out in the kitchen this year.
Tony gathers the presents he has bought for Deb but only gives her one of them after she talks about the types of presents she hates.
The group starts exchanging presents, with only Tony super excited about Deb’s gift for him of a shirt and Gary’s gift of drums. Gary as well is excited by Tony’s roller blade gift but the girls remain unimpressed by their various gifts from the guys, consisting of short skirts, a surfboard, a deep fryer, used birdhouses, and darts.
Gary works on the Christmas dinner but really has no idea of what he’s doing and gets further annoyed at Dorothy chatting on the phone until he hangs it up for her, leaving her to dip the phone in batter and deep frying it as revenge.
Outside Tony demonstrates the extra small drum set meant for children, further annoying Deb. She confides in Dorothy that she’s considering breaking it off with him.
The gang goes to the Crown as Ken shows off his Nativity scene. Tony further annoys Deb asking her again and again about things she might want for Christmas. When they return home Gary discovers he forgot to put the oven on, leaving him to start drinking more and trying to get things cooking again.
Deb retires to her bed and Tony shows up, thinking it was code for sex, but after he gives her a t-shirt present with their faces on it, she breaks it off with him, crushing his spirit. He hangs out in the backyard and eventually starts burying the Christmas presents like a dog, due to Deb calling him out for acting like an annoying puppy around her. Later Tony heads to the Crown and drowns his sorrows, chatting with Ken, who offers him a few figures from his nativity scene to take home with him.
Gary ends up falling asleep, drunk, causing a fire in the oven and the turkey being burnt up. Deb comes out to see what happened and he tells her how heartbroken Tony is. She goes to The Crown to find him but sees him ogling a stripper that was hired for entertainment. She storms off.
Tony returns home and reveals he has dug up the previously buried presents, and they realize they just had their first fight, like a proper couple, and end up kissing as they realize they do still care for each other.
The gang head out in Dorothy’s car to try and get some food and decorations from a gas station. The girls sleep on the sofa as the guys chat about what they’ll do differently for next year’s celebrations, how Tony will try being aloof with Deb regarding their relationship, and how Christmas is like sex.