Monday, August 24, 2026

RW728 - Eureka Rewatch S03E15-16 - The People Don’t Know



In this episode of The Eureka Rewatch, Cory and Tom say goodbye to the old clip shows as they discuss season 3 episodes 15 & 16, Shower the People and You Don't Know Jack.

Shower the People:

Written by: Thania St. John

Directed by: Stephen Surjik

Original airdate: August 21, 2009


Synopsis:  

Tess calls Jack in to retrieve Kim since she’s technically GD property that Henry took off site. In order to get the data out of Kim, they’ve also brought in a neural networking specialist, Dr. Bruce Manlius, a former TA for a class that both Tess and Allison were in together.


Jack goes to let Henry know about returning Kim, and runs into the three women who are throwing a baby shower for Allison, with Tess’s help: doctors Monroe, Draper, and Bell, all of whom want to impress their boss Allison so much they’ve gone overboard on plans, even trying to monopolize Zoe’s time since the shower is to be at Jack’s bunker.


Once Kim is back at GD, Manlius takes some strands of her hair and extracts a great amount of data from that, and prepares to try and extract the rest.


At the baby shower, all the women come up with extremely useful products for gifts such as super heavy duty diapers, self adjusting clothes for multiple ages, self sanitizing bottles, and a special baby monitor that can sync up Allison and her unborn child.


Later, Jack finds a vehicle off the road and it turns out to be Dr. Monroe from the shower, her car filled with water, and apparently having drowned inside it. Fargo, taking over for Henry, reasons that with grant money being cut, she could be a victim of foul play. After the autopsy, Fargo finds that every cell in her body was bursting with water. That leads Jack to question Draper, who  denies having anything to do with it, but is sweating profusely and runs off to the restroom.


Tess asks Jack about going to see an asteroid event, but he is somewhat standoffish after he sees the response Tess had earlier to the ruggedly handsome Dr. Manlius. Tess confides in Allison that she thought Jack liked her and is confused by his reaction. Allison is surprised about their date they had and seems disturbed that Tess is interested in Jack.


Manlius readies Kim for his unique retrieval process but it turns out it affects her negatively and Henry orders the machine turned off. They warn him that if they don’t get the data out of her soon, it will be lost as Kim’s body is changing and deteriorating.


Back at Cafe Diem, Vincent works at cleaning up from a minor flood of unexplained water. Zoe sees Draper’s computer abandoned at her table and opens the door to the restroom and water spills out of it with Dr Draper, dastardly drowned. Jack theorizes that the women may have been over producing water, especially given how Draper could barely grab her glass; her hands were so wet.


Fargo tests the water and discovers that the water in the women’s bodies is synthetic water being developed by a Dr. Rivers, who explains that her water is used throughout Eureka, tracked and returned to her facility to be recycled and reused. Jack excuses himself suddenly to use the restroom, and continues to make several more trips to the restroom as well once he returns home. He has SARAH analyze the bottles that were given to them at the baby shower, reasoning that since they all drank mimosas from them, maybe it somehow caused the SynWater to get into their systems. Jack starts to experience a medical emergency and passes out, waking up at GD where Fargo tells him that there is no water in his lungs, but his vitals and tests seem to indicate he is pregnant. Allison explains it’s just sympathy pregnancy.


Jack gets a call and learns that a worker at the local gym has died as well, in the same manner as the others but has no connection to the baby shower or mimosas but does have syn water inside of her. They manage to get to Dr. Bell before her symptoms become too far gone like the others and work at draining her body of the water as fast as they can.


Henry comes up with a way to extract Kim’s data but also repair her body at the same time. Unfortunately while the process works at first, something starts to go wrong and they have to shut it down again. Manlius understands Henry’s dilemma but tells him they need to sacrifice her in order to get the data.


Jack realizes that the coolant system they use for Manlius’ extraction process has syn water inside of it, and is being affected by the radiation he uses in that process. Dr. Rivers tracks the water from the lab  and realizes that it went from there to the gym, where the cleaner was, and that it was used by the sauna, where Monroe, Draper, Bell and the cleaner were, breathing it in. Unfortunately Tess was also present in the sauna and back at GD has started to experience the first signs of water being overproduced in her system.


Tess tries to get to Section 5 but the syn  water is acting too quick and she passes out. Jack shows up and gets into the elevator and gives her CPR to keep her breathing. They save her but have to keep her on bedrest while they continually drain the water being produced.


Henry talks with Kim and she convinces him that she is just a copy and that he has to let her go to finish her mission and he finally agrees. Manlius readies her for the process which will dissolve her body away and allow them to download all of the data. As Kim fades away, Henry watches, heartbroken.


Jack asks Manlius to help with Tess’s problem and, with Dr. Rivers, they use his technology to develop a way to extract all of the SynWater from Tess and she is saved.


Jack goes to see Allison to get ready for their birthing class, and she reveals that the reason Jack has been having sympathy pains is because the advanced baby monitor she got as a gift, accidentally joined THEM together instead of Allison and her baby. She tells him that he should go and be with Tess right now. He heads off and meets her at GD and after making a joke about the cpr he gave her in the elevator, she offers him cpr in the form of a kiss. 

Advanced Research:

Stephen Surjik is a long time working TV director, but one of his earliest directing gigs was on Wayne's World 2.


Dr. Bell was Meredith McGeachie. She has a few TV and straight to DVD style movie where she was a bit higher up in the cast list, such as If You Believe, Let It Snow, and Jingle All The Way 2, but was one of the main cast in A Wife’s Suspicion (forensic investigator and her ex boyfriend cop suspect her new husband is the serial killer the police are after).


Dr. Rivers was Laura Mennell. She was also in 10 episodes of Van Helsing, she had a minor role in a Stephen King movie called The Monkey (2025) along with Adam Scott, Elijah Wood, and Tatiana Maslany. She was a lead in the series Project Blue Book, and Alphas (super powered people known as alphas led by a noted neurologist/psychiatrist). She was also in the movie Watchmen as Jenny, a recurring cast member in Loudermilk, and she had a few episodes of Haven (mysterious problems in a small town in Maine, FBI agent, sheriff, and town’s black sheep must deal with the problems). Most recently, she was in the newer Goosebumps series for seven episodes.


Dr. Monroe was Jennifer Spence. Her biggest roles have been in You Me Her (story of a throuple, basically), Traces (a lab assistant discovers the fictitious case where a student in class has a link to her past, and finds the killer story), and Travelers. Most recently, she was a lead in the sitcom Trades (refinery employees balance small town personalities with a stressful workplace). She was in Stargate as Dr. Lisa Park, and a lead in Continuum (detective from the future gets stuck in present day).


Dr. Manlius was Billy Campbell. I know him best from The Rocketeer but he’s had a huge amount of roles, such as in the series Once and Again (a divorced father and a soon-to-be divorced mother meet and begin a romantic courtship which is always complicated by their respective children and their own life problems).


He was the lead, Harrison, in The Second Jungle Book: Mowgli and Baloo, a supporting cast member in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Gary Oldman, Keanu Reeves, Anthony Hopkins, Winona Ryder), a lead in Dennis Farina's Crime Story (the saga of a Chicago police detective's efforts to stop a young hood's ruthless rise in the ranks of organized crime), a lead in a rated R romcom called Lover's Knot (with Jennifer Grey and Tim Curry, Adam Baldwin and Mark Sheppard), Menno's Mind (Menno is a computer programmer at The Resort, an enormous funhouse where people can live out their fantasies in virtual reality. Feeding their personal data into a software program called The System, head of security Felix Medina is setting up a big voting fraud, in order to win the presidential elections. His only concern is a group of terrorists, rebelling against his plans. As an ex-colleague of their leader, Menno is forced to help them), Tales of the City and More Tales of the City (with Laura Linney. Olympia Dukakis,  and Colin Ferguson), he played Ted Bundy in The Stranger Beside Me (while working at a Seattle clinic for women in the 1970s, aspiring crime writer, Ann Rule, unwittingly becomes friends with serial killer Ted Bundy), Jennifer Lopez's Enough (after running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself in order to battle her abusive husband), and a lead in The 4400.


He's been in Trust (with Sophie Turner, Hollywood actress hides in a remote cabin after a scandal, only to find herself betrayed and fighting for survival against someone she once trusted), The Killing (with Mireille Enos and Joel Kinneman, A police investigation, the saga of a grieving family, and a Seattle mayoral campaign all interlock after the body of 17-year-old Rosie Larsen is found in the trunk of a submerged car), the series Helix (scientists from the Centers for Disease Control travel to a research facility in the Arctic), Cardinal (Detectives John Cardinal and Lise Delorme investigate the murder of a young girl, while Cardinal struggles to right past wrongs that could derail the investigation and end his career, as the case grows more violent and twisted), We Come In Peace (a mysterious jellyfish-shaped entity hovers over Stockholm, causing widespread panic. Civil Defense agent Elias and scientist Zandra team up to uncover the truth behind this baffling phenomenon and its impact on the city). He was also in The Rocketeer animated series as a supporting character, Dave Secord. More recently he was in I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025).


You Don't Know Jack:

Written by: Eric Wallace

Directed by: James Head

Original airdate: August 28, 2009


Synopsis: 

With Tess handing out story catchers to Eureka’s residents to preserve their memories of the town for a time capsule, Zoey is left struggling to come up with a memory of her own, feeling a bit lost and unsure of where she is heading in life. 


Fargo shows up to ask for another memory ball since he is somehow on the fritz, and Jack makes an offhand comment about how a lot of the disasters in Eureka are linked to Fargo.


Jack heads off to Gd to meet Alison for their birthing class but when she gets there she reveals that it’s been canceled for a sonic cleaning of GD and that she has been trying to tell Jack via his special pager, but he had left it at Cafe Diem accidentally. The head of the cleaning process, Dr. Kinnoson asks them to help round up the three remaining employees, Dr. Bubay, Dr. Ashe, and Fargo because the cleaning process will destroy anything organic left behind.


Kinnison finds Fargo in Tess’s lab, viewing other people’s memories of him, despite Tess telling him they were classified. Fargo hits a few buttons on the computer before being rushed out. Jack finds Bubay, but the man is confused and has forgotten what he was doing when his lab suddenly explodes. Jack also finds Bubay’s partner, Ashe, but she seems to have no idea who Bubay is nor what is going on. Henry determines that they are suffering from selective memory loss and Allsion decides to investigate Tess’s lab, telling Kinnison to pause the cleaning.


As Jack and Allison look through Tess’s lab, they realize that Fargo, upset with Jack’s comment, may have tried deleting memories of him from the story catchers, but given that they were all linked up, he accidentally started removing more than just memories of him. Suddenly the room goes into lockdown because of the sonic cleaning and they realize that it wasn’t turned off. Allison tries a failsafe code but it doesn’t work. She says that the failsafe will still send a message to Kinnison so he can come back and shut down the cleaning.


Unfortunately, Kinnison is at Cafe Diem and ignores his pda’s urgent message because he has suddenly forgotten what it’s for. The same thing has been happening to other patrons such as Vincent, Jo, and Henry, all of whom were telling their stories to their story catchers earlier to try and give inspiration to Zoe who was having a problem coming up with an idea for her story catcher.


Alison figures out that she just has to access the mainframe in order to use the storycatcher net to contact help but before she can do that, she starts losing her memory and so unable to remember how to do just that. Jack tries to convince her of memory loss a number of times but she’s slow to believe him until she doesn’t even remember being pregnant. Jack uses the story catchers to help her remember some of her and Jack's past, and then some of her and Stark’s past. Finally she starts to recall on her own.


Jack uses her pager to send a message to his pager at Cafe Diem and Zoe answers it, grabbing Tess as they both rush to GD, taking Kinnison’s PDA with them since he doesn’t even know what it is anymore. Tess gives Zoe access to Section 5 while she heads off to shut down the cleaning. Zoe finds Alison and Jack but they’re concerned that the cleaning hasn’t been shut off. Zoe stays with Alison who is starting to have her baby, while Jack goes to find Tess in Alison’s office. 


When Jack arrives, Tess has forgotten him too but he tries refreshing her memory before giving her the Superman love kiss and her memories come back. She shuts down the cleaning using Kinnison’s pda and Jack returns to the very much in labor Alison while Tess goes to retrieve Fargo to reverse what he did, restoring his memories along the way with another gizmo. He starts working on the reversal process but is worried he may end up erasing everyone’s memory permanently. They all yell at Fargo to push the button and try as Alison gives birth to her new daughter, Jenna Stark, named after Nathan’s mother. Zoe, having helped deliver the baby, believes she may have found her calling and Alison, ready for maternity leave, puts Tess in charge.

Advanced Research:

In the commentary track, writer Eric Wallace revealed that his wife was pregnant as well when he wrote the script for this episode, naming Allison’s daughter Jenna. He and his wife liked the name so much they actually named their own daughter Jenna.

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Monday, August 17, 2026

RW727 - Eureka Rewatch S03E13-14 - If You Ship

 
In this episode of The Eureka Rewatch, Cory and Tom sleepwalk into a viral sensation as they discuss season 3 episodes 13 & 14, If You Build it... and Ship Happens.

If You Build It...:

Written by: Bruce Miller

Directed by: Mike Rohl

Original airdate: August 7, 2009


Synopsis:  

After a missile explodes above Eureka, Jack and Tess are shocked at Allison saying it’s ok because Dr. Wyman was working on planetary defense and is allowed to do whatever he needs to in order to get his project online, as per General Mansfield, due to the radio signal getting closer and due to arrive in five days.


Meanwhile, everyday objects have been going missing from all over Eureka. Jack investigates a call about something weird out at a farm, and when he arrives, all the missing objects have been gathered and assembled into several large devices. Zane and Tess are excited about the devices, marveling at the ingenuity.


Meanwhile, Fargo, dealing with his car that has one problem after another, decides to dump it, despite being close with the Ai, named Tabitha, that powers it, in order to get a new shinier, fancier model like the one Jo received recently for her police vehicle. Fargo sells his former car and Ai to Larry, who quickly finds out it doesn’t seem to work very well at all. Larry returns Tabitha to Fargo’s garage later, leaving Fargo to give it back to Larry, refusing a refund while Larry brings up all the things wrong with Tabitha. Later Tabitha drives past Fargo and splashes him with mud from the road. He tries to complain to Jo but she calls him out on not taking care of Tabitha.


Jack stakes out the devices to see who returns to continue building it and Tess later shows up to join him, winning him over with tofu pizza. Suddenly they see the town’s teenagers show up carrying various random objects, all walking as if in a trance, even Zoe. Jack takes them all back to GD where they later awake with no memory of what they were doing. Henry has no clue what could have caused this but he does note that there are signs of unexplained activity in their brain scans. 


Alison decides to tear down the devices but Zane says they can’t because the devices have evolved into a possible antimatter bomb. Henry detects that the kids’ abnormal brain activity has increased, noting that people are more susceptible to suggestions when asleep. They decide they could try and keep them all awake but it’s too late as the teens are again in a trance and trying to get out of GD. Allison notes that the effects on their brains will soon cause permanent damage. Jo calls to note that the effect has now spread to adults and the devices are becoming more and more complex.


They decide they can’t tear the device down without knowing how it could affect the people being controlled by it. Fargo makes some scans and eventually discovers something and goes to call Allison but Tabitha shows up without Larry and drives backwards capturing Fargo in her trunk where he discovers Larry has been held captive as well. Fargo tries to get into Tabitha’s systems in order to contact Allison but Tabitha ends the call.


Jo’s offhand comments give Jack the idea to turn off the road network that was upgraded to help control the driving of teens. Shutting off the road network could help but may have unforeseen consequences. Once they do, the people in the trance go into some type of heightened REM sleep. Zane wakes up and suggests that the road sensors could have been affected by something else. Henry theorizes a broadcast from something else is responsible, most notably the signal coming from space. Tess and Allison realize that the signal from space has been making the people build the machine.  When Tess sees that they’ve shut off the road network, the space signal has gotten majorly stronger and closer,  now affecting workers from GD. Jack tries to stop Zoe who is in a trance again but simply tells him everything is going to be ok.


As Fargo and Larry ready themselves to face death, Fargo starts to realize he did neglect Tabitha and regrets it. When Tabitha stops, Jo opens the trunk to reveal that Tabitha called her in order to help deliver Fargo to Allison to tell Allison what he discovered, as he promises to make it up to her later, planning to install Tabitha in his new car.


As everyone gathers at the device site, Fargo shows up and tells Allison, who is ready to shoot it down, that the signal is coming from a boson cloud exciter, something capable of dealing with high velocity space jumps, which Tess says could end up cratering all of Eureka. A ship suddenly appears in a glowing blast of light while Allison pulls back the plans to attack it. Henry shows up and wipes off soot from the bottom and reveals an American flag painted on it.

Advanced Research:

The GD Demo Team Leader was D. Harlan Cutshall and he’s had a number of one off roles, but he was in Stargate for and a lead cast member in Falling Skies.


Jennifer Crystal was Tabitha. She has had a number of acting roles, such as in House and Once and Again (17 episodes each). Her main job though is as an ADR voice actor. Dark Winds, The Burbs, The Morning Show, Pretty Little Liars, SpongeBob Squarepants, Riverdale, Dead to me, Dynasty, American Housewife, Katy Keene, and many more. Her father is Billy Crystal.

As revealed by Jaime Paglia in the commentary, they did have a new (and more seamless) partnership with Subaru.


The towers built up for the ship landing site were lovingly dubbed “Junk Henge” by the cast and crew.


The Mr. Big chocolate bar is an iconic, oversized Canadian candy bar featuring vanilla wafer, caramel, peanuts, and rice crisps coated in milk chocolate. Measuring roughly 20 centimeters (8 inches) long, it is produced by Cadbury and famously known by the retro tagline, "When you're this big they call you mister."


Fargo’s car has the license plate number RIS-521, which he keeps for his new car. This could stand for Reconfigurable Intelligent Surfaces (RIS). They are smart, engineered flat panels made of metamaterials that can change how radio and electromagnetic waves bounce off or pass through them. They’re used in wireless communications to direct signals around blocking objects and improve network coverage. You might say you get nothing past Fargo.


Larry’s license plate for Tabitha is RAE-834. A Research Assessment Exercise (RAE) evaluates the quality of research in academic departments across specific fields (including chemistry, physics, and biology) to distribute public funding. Which means Larry should have spent a bit more time looking at the vehicle's history before making his purchase.

Ship Happens:

Written by: Charlie Craig

Directed by: Chris Fisher

Original airdate: August 14, 2009


Synopsis: 

Henry reveals that the ship is called the Columbus, and that he built it as part of GD’s early research into interstellar exploration 20 years ago. It was lost three years after launch and the project died. He explains that its signal to GD was unidentifiable because of damage to the ship and whatever else it may have experienced in space over the last 20 years. Allison asks about Kim, remembering that he had met her during this project. Jack hears a noise coming from the ship and suddenly, the ship opens its door and a chamber releases, revealing the unconscious body of Kim.


They analyze her back at GD and quickly realize that she is not actually Kim, her cellular structure showing that she isn’t human. The ship, programmed for self preservation and experiencing voltage irregularities, used trace DNA material of Kim to grow her and to take over as the primary computer. Allison sets Zane to work on the ship's fried computer to try and extract anything he can possibly find, telling him to do it without Henry since he has more than enough to do.


Meanwhile, Allison tasks Jack and Jo with returning all the stolen items used in the devices the ship made people create. A Dr. Lieber shows up to retrieve his boost converter, accidentally taking one that he recognizes as even better than his. Fargo shows up later and explains that the boost converter that HE received was the wrong one, angry that Dr. Lieber took his, and storms off angry, determined to get his back.


Later Jack and Jo go to Lieber’s place to trade out the boost converter, but find him electrocuted and fried to crisp, Eureka-style. They suspect Fargo, but he is cleared of any wrongdoing later on by Henry after he autopsies Lieber’s body and reveals that the doctor somehow electrocuted his machine, confusing Henry. Jack does ask Henry about Kim 2.0 but he is adamant that it isn’t Kim, and reluctantly goes to help them at GD to figure out what she has stored in her systems


Back at GD, Kim has begun writing down everything she has in her memory, with even just the first few things revealing the existence of other earth-like planets closer than they ever realized.  Zane comes up with a way to try and transfer data directly from Kim, but he suddenly starts being electrocuted himself. Luckily (or not luckily if you are Cory), they are able to save him. They explain that he needs to continue to rest because there are signs that another electrical surge is on its way. Jo wants to shut down Kim but Jack reasons with her.


Jack questions Kim and during their conversation, she concludes that she may be a danger to everyone and decides that she should be shut down to save others.


Jack talks with Henry about his conflicted feelings about Kim 2.0, whether she is just a computer or a person, someone who is still a part of Kim. Henry tells him he has been struggling with the same questions. Jack asks him to examine Kim and Henry says he will but that they don’t need to save Kim just for him.


Kim is overjoyed that Henry will be helping her, though he’s very standoffish as he starts testing her, but as she talks with him, it makes him uncomfortable.


Henry makes a discovery about the electrocutions that have been happening, finding out that they are the result of a type of computer virus that jumped from a living computer to Lieber and then Zane and will likely continue to do so. They inspect the ship’s organic computer and realize it is the source of the virus and infected Zane when he tried interfacing with it, and then traveled through the network and infected Lieber who had been using organic computers for some time now. Soon they discover symptoms of the virus in more and more people, including Jack himself.


Jack reasons that Kim must be immune to the virus since she wasn’t the source of the virus, and must have written protection into herself against it. Henry works with her happily, to find a cure for the virus. Together with Jack they figure out that an intense beam of spectrum tuned light could be the cure. Tess reasons however that they don’t have the components needed to make a device capable of generating enough energy, but Jack reminds them that they actually do, they just have to get back all of the devices that were stolen and returned previously. 


Henry comes to a new understanding about Kim and decides that they need to work together to figure out a way to get the information out of her, holding hands and smiling at each other, as Jack and Tess watch a meteor shower, also holding hands.

Advanced Research:

Director Chris Fisher started out in film directing, he did 2 movies based on real life serial killers, Nightstalker about Richard Ramirez, and Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders about Kenneth Bianchi, both who terrorised LA in the 70’s and 80’s respectively. He also directed the ill-fated Donnie Darko sequel, S. Darko. He then moved into television, directing episodes of Eureka, Warehouse 13, Supergirl, Inhumans, and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. He also recently directed the remake of The Stand miniseries.  


The original storyline the writers created for this arc was that the ship was going to be part of a failed and presumed lost Mars mission, and Allison’s husband and Kevin’s father would return. They changed it to a longer range vessel and an organic computer cloning Kim after the Stark character was killed off and Allison was revealed to be pregnant with his baby.


Allison reveals she just found out she’s having a baby girl, in real life Salli Richardson-Whitfield had a boy.

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Monday, August 10, 2026

RW726 - Eureka Rewatch S03E11-12 - Insane Green

 

In this episode of The Eureka Rewatch, Cory and Tom are stuck between pranks as they discuss season 3 episodes 11 & 12, Insane in the P-Brane and It's Not Easy Being Green.

Insane in the P-Brane:

Written by: Thania St. John

Directed by: Steve Miner

Original airdate: July 24, 2009


Synopsis: 

Jack meets a visiting friend of Alison’s named Tess Fontana whose parked car has somehow ended up in the middle of the road and is also tasked with trying to wrangle control of Dr. Murray Drechmeyer, a scientist at GD who, until his recent divorce, was working on a project with his now ex wife, Mary Beth, and whom he has kicked out of their shared lab, citing paranormal incidents that must be studied with his TIRD meter. Indeed, he even shows up at Cafe Diem, tracking the TIRDS there and much to everyone’s surprise, objects start moving and flying off the shelves, even hurtling through the window, threatening the aforementioned Tess who was using the restroom. Drechmeyer asks everyone to come back to the cafe tonight where he will hold a seance to contact these forces from beyond while Henry theorizes that magnetic fields could be responsible for the disturbances, leading Jack to accuse Mrry Beth of trying to set up her ex to discredit him but she denies it.


Drechmeyer holds his seance and they start to see glowing green light in front of them. At the same time, Jo, was researching Drechmeyer’s mother, discovers that she was a famous medium, and suddenly things start flying around moving inside the sheriff’s office. Drechmeyer feels vindicated but Jack later finds energy displacement sensors that were placed around the town, with Drechmeyer saying they record disturbances, despite it being against GD’s procedures. Mary Beth does confirm though that the tiny boxes are just for gathering data and couldn’t have caused the disturbances.


Allison confides to Jack that the disturbances seem to have coincided with the reopening of Section 5, of which her old friend Tess is now the head of. She asks Tess to work with Jack to figure out what’s causing the disturbances and how it relates to Section 5. They investigate the area but it’s uneventful until they go to the Alternate Propulsion Systems lab. Jack hears a strange noise and Tess rushes them out of the room, accidentally tripping into Jack’s arms. 


They part ways and Jack tries to talk to Henry but he is intent on talking with Alison, telling her that the disturbances have nothing to do with the signal but they signal is getting stronger. Jack tries to ask Fargo something but he seemingly ignores him. Drechmeyer shows up and stands right in front of Jack, detecting a strong spirit energy before moving on. Both Tess and Jack soon realize that no one can see or hear them.


They return to the APS lab and discover the person in charge of it, HJ Johnson, the man who another lab Tech said was out traveling, passed out on the floor with a burn mark on his face. Tess theorizes that HJ managed to find a way to travel between dimensions along with a portable platform to return but something went wrong with the machine, not being calibrated correctly. They decide to try and contact Drechmeyer, reasoning that the disturbances thus far have been HJ trying to cross back to his regular dimension.


They use the platform and try to yell at Drechmeyer, who picks them up on his TIRD, but mistakenly thinks it’s his mother. He gets Allison to let him use a more powerful machine but HJ shows up to warn Jack and Tess to try and stop it as it could kill them. As Drechmeyer powers it up, HJ pushes Tess and Jack out of the way and the machine overloads, leading Alison to fire Drechmeyer.


Tess tries to help HJ with his recalibrations but he resents it, stating that he and most of the scientific community has a problem with her. When Henry shows up with Mary Beth and Alison, they discover HJ’s machine is still running and determine that it must be shut down to stop the disturbances. HJ is adamant that he uses the platform now before that happens, with Tess saying it’s not ready, but he proceeds and ends up being torn apart and dies. Seeing the way HJ’s body slid across the floor, combined with Tess’s parked car that slid across the road, she realizes how to set the machine correctly. 


In order to stop Henry from shutting the machine off, Tess sets the machine to a lower strength, enabling Jack to try and contact Alison, to which she does, feeling his energy and gets the message, needing to sit down, stopping Henry. Tess finishes her calibrations and activates the platform, just as Henry shuts the machine. Jack and Tess end up back in their dimension albeit outside of town. 


Meanwhile, Lexi is surprised to see her ex, Duncan, the doctor from the World Health Organization, has come to town to talk to her, hoping to win her back. When he jumps to conclusions and assumes that Lexi left town and is seeing someone, she quickly ropes Fargo in as her “boyfriend.” Zoe admonishes Lexi for not revealing to Duncan that she’s pregnant, using her special Invisiclothes to hide her baby bump. Duncan however invites Fargo to join them for breakfast, wanting to pick his brain and get to know the man who stole Lexi’s heart. Zoe tells Lexi she should tell Duncan about the pregnancy, giving him a chance to decide what he will do. Duncan concedes, wishing Lexi well and she tells him the truth about her babies, and he says she needs to think about this information, leaving her heartbroken.


Jack checks in with Alison, and reveals Drechmeyer and Mary Beth are back working together, taking over HJ’s research. Jack asks Alison about the signal she and Henry are working on, realizing that Tess comes from the SETI project, but she is tight lipped about it.

Advanced Research:

We’ve seen director Steve Miner before, he directed Friday the 13th Part 2-3, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, and 4 episodes of Dawson’s Creek. He also directed the movies House, Warlock, Forever Young and Lake Placid among many other credits. 


Tess Fontana was played by Jamie Ray Newman. Most recently she was in 8 of 17 episodes of The Hunting Wives (Sophie O'Neil moves to deep East Texas and succumbs to socialite Margo's charms. Her life is soon consumed by obsession, seduction, and murder), 4 of 6 episodes of Don Cheadle’s series The Big Cigar (Black Panther founder Huey P. Newton escapes from the FBI to Cuba with the assistance of famed producer Bert Schneider in an impossibly elaborate plan that goes wrong every way it possibly can), and a lead in the movie Tatami (the Iranian female judoka Leila is at the World Judo Championships, intent on bringing home Iran's first gold medal). Other notable credits include The Time Traveler’s Wife (series), Valley of the Gods, The Punisher (Netflix, season 1), Drop Dead Diva, Eastwick, and Midnight, Texas (Midnight is a safe haven for those who are different, but with the presence of outsiders, the residents band together and form a strong and unlikely family).


Jeff Pangman played Duncan. He has a few roles to his name like Man Seeking Woman (7/30, a name romantic goes on a desperate quest for love when his longtime girlfriend dumps him) and Step Dogs (when a pampered Hollywood pooch is sent up North to live with a wise cracking farm-mutt, all leashes are off).


Brendan Beiser played Drechmeyer. He had a recurring role in Pretty Hard Cases (14/32, Guns and Gangs detective Sam and Drug Squad detective Kelly. By day, they are heroes in their particular way: skilled, tough, determined, and entertaining, fighting to do good in a broken system), Star Trek: Discovery as Eli the EMH, an episode of Orphan Black as “Friendly Guy,”  and an episode of Nightman! He had a recurring character on The X-Files series and video game as Agent Pendrell (9 episodes), and did 13 episodes of Mobile Suit Gundam as Oscar Dublin. 


Mary Beth was played by Chelah Horsdal. She has many credits to her name, such as 12 episodes of Star Trek: Discovery as the Federation president, and 36 episodes of The Man in The High Castle as Helen Smith. She was the lead in Ash (a small town news reporter is accused of unspeakable crimes while he follows a massive forest fire that threatens his community), Candiland (failed tennis star loses his career faster a car accident and meets up with a recently divorced woman and begin a one night stand but when they wake, decide to stay locked in the apartment and create their own reality called Candiland in order to reach a higher existence that is threatened by the tennis star’s father who wants to save him, Gary Busey plays the father), and Pretty Little Addict (teenager Jennifer Phillips loses her father in a long battle with cancer. She's devastated and one night, after heavy drinking, she crashes her car into Colin, a college bound track star, who now may never walk again. Jennifer is taken into rehab, and when she thinks that the worst is over, Colin's brother is looking for her and ready to take revenge). She was also in Stargate as Lt. Womack.


The song the guy in the elevator is singing along with is “Car Wash” by Rose Royce

It's Not easy Being Green:

Written by: Curtis Kheel

Directed by: Sarah Pia Anderson

Original airdate: July 31, 2009


Synopsis: 

Jack is called to GD by Alison and Tess to collect all of Eureka’s Globidium supply, a locally made fuel source that has been used by a number of residents. 

  

Meanwhile, Fargo and his bowling team are gearing up to face off against the Bingonians, or actually… the Area 51 scientists, led by Fargo’s arch rival, Bismark, in their annual, not so friendly, bowling championship. Bismark and his team is shocked to discover that Fargo has Big Ed Fowler, the former PBA champion who happens to also be talented biochemist and works for Eureka as their cleaner, having a reposition of being to clean just about anything of not just physical uncleanliness, but extending to even difficult types of radiation. As their game begins and Fargo executes a prank on Bismark’s bowling ball, he offers Fargo a truce and shakes his hands. However, within seconds, Fargo’s team begins turning green.


As Jack and Henry head out to start collecting the Globidium, they find that Seth’s supply, used in his car, has gone missing. Further investigation reveals that Vincent’s freezer has also been deprived of its supply of Globidium as well. Returning to GD, they discover Fargo and his team there, emitting some elevated levels of gamma radiation, but should be ultimately fine, assures Henry. Jack puts the kibosh on any more pranks and talks to Bismark about the missing Globidium but he assures him that they had nothing to do with it.


Meanwhile, Lexi is busy making a book for her babies containing pictures and experiences from her life, when Duncan shows up. They start to come to an understanding but when she tells him that things have changed and she would do anything for her unborn children, he balks and Lexi (and SARAH) tell him to go on with his life. He goes to Cafe Diem and runs into Zoe and he sees what happened to Fargo’s team and tells her he has a way to possibly help them get back to normal, applying a special mixture to Lucas, tuning his skin to normal. Lexi goes to Allison and the two share a moment talking about the joy of being a parent and how Allison wishes Nathan was still here to share that joy with her. Duncan tries to appeal to Lexi but she doesn’t think there’s anything else to say and leaves.


Jack shows up and questions Fargo and his team about the missing power cells but again they seem to be innocent. He and Jo, having received more reports of stolen Globidium, realize that Big Ed was at all of the locations and go to find him, but instead find his completely drained and melted remains.


Talking with Fargo, they realize Big Ed had a pet, and chats with Allison and Tess, working out that the pet, named Spot, was a microorganism that would eat gamma radiation for nuclear waste cleanups. Big Ed has collected the Globidium to feed Spot but when he ran out, Spot unfortunately saw the gamma radiated Big Ed as its next huge lunch and devoured him.


Fargo and the team start using Duncan’s special cream to get rid of the gamma radiation on their skin, but Spot has sensed it and starts to go after Fargo. Jack shows up in the nick of time and scares Spot off. Jack suggests trying to lure Spot to them out with a big enough sample of gamma radiation to trap it, but they discover that Spot has already eaten their remaining Globidium and is making its way through the building, destroying parts of the system wherever it goes. Jack theorizes that cold might be able to stop Spot but when he goes after it with a cold gun, it only affects the outside of Spot and it recovers and gets away, causing more havoc to GD’s power systems.


Duncan goes to Zoe and tells her he is on his way out of town since Lexi made it clear she’s done talking, but Zoe pushes him to keep trying.


Jack reasons that maybe cold wasn’t the answer as to what made Spot run away from Fargo, but rather, Duncan’s skin crème that was drying out the skin. Tess uses her influence to take Bismark’s camiscope, the device he uses to turn everyone green, and they jury rig it to be a salt delivery system, hoping it will be able to make it inside of Spot and dry him out from the inside, like a slug.


Duncan makes a plea to Lexi at the bunker, telling her he wants to be a sort of her life. Lexi tells him that she always felt her father seemed to want to be away from them and doesn’t want her kids to feel the same way about Duncan.  Suddenly, Spot shows up and attacks Duncan. Jack runs in and tries to tempt Spot away, and tosses the camiscope, hidden inside a gamma irradiated bowling ball, towards the slug-like creature, who eats it up as it detonates and dries out Spot, killing it. Lexi and Duncan kiss, happy to be together again, although Duncan does not want to live in Eureka.


At the bowling alley, Fargo manages to use a special bowling ball to get an otherwise difficult 7-10 split and wins the championship. He and Bismark shake on it but Fargo had unfortunately pulled another prank, reining their team bright red.


Tess and Allison talk about the radio signal and realize there’s no way to figure out what it is until it’s right on top of them.  Allison tells Tess that Mansfield feels that the signal may not be friendly and has ordered them to be ready to defend themselves against whatever is coming.

Advanced Research:

Sean Owen Roberts played Bismark. He was in 18 of 24 episodes of Billy the Kid, a supporting cast member in The Last Stand of Ellen Cole, a bit higher up on the cast list in Dangerous Lies (when a wealthy elderly man dies and unexpectedly leaves his estate to his new caregiver, she's drawn into a web of deception and murder. If she's going to survive, she'll have to question everyone's motives - even the people she loves), 4 episodes of Critters: The New Binge, and a lead in Painkiller Jane (Jane Vasco is a DEA agent recruited by a covert government agency that hunts genetically enhanced individuals. She discovers that she can heal rapidly from any injury and begins to investigate the source of her powers).


John DeSantis played Big Ed. He’s appeared in 18 of 25 episodes of A Series of Unfortunate Events (with Neil Patrick Harris), 7 episodes of SyFy’s Van Helsing, 3 episodes of Smallville, one of which he played classic character Solomon Grundy, and starred as Lurch in The New Addam’s Family (1998). He also appeared in an episode of Police Academy: The Series, as a thug.


PETA launched the iconic “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign in 1990 and retired it 30 years later in 2020. The movement used semi-nude celebrities and models on billboards during New York Fashion Week to protest animal fur in fashion. The inspiration came when the rock band The Go-Go’s posed in the buff for a "We'd Rather Go-Go Naked Than Wear Fur" poster. Supermodel Christy Turlington brought the campaign massive global fame with her early 1990s print advertisements. Pamela Anderson, Eva Mendes, P!nk, Gillian Anderson, and Dennis Rodman stripped down for the cause over the decades. PETA unveiled massive new billboards in Times Square nearly every year to target designers and buyers. PETA retired the campaign in February 2020 because major designers, regional bans (like California), and shifting public views largely pushed real fur out of mainstream fashion. The organization shifted its awareness campaigns toward other animal-derived materials like leather, wool, and exotic skins.


We also talked about the strange imagery used in the DVD menu for this season, since they seem to have nothing to do with anything in the show...



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