Monday, September 29, 2025

RW668 - Men Behaving Badly Rewatch S04E01-03 - Babfidography

 


In this week's episode of The Men Behaving Badly Rewatch, Cory and Tom cannot commit and end up down in the dumps as they discuss the series 4 episodes 1-3; Babies, Infidelity and Pornography

Beer of the Week: (not a paid advertisement)

Our guys are in a bad spot, so let's have a bad beer. Budweiser is an exceedingly average beer that we did not enjoy.

Babies:

Written by: Simon Nye

Directed by: Martin Dennis

Original airdate: May 25, 1995


Synopsis: 

Gary stands in the wedding chapel, ready to declare his vows for Dorothy, when things go crazy in church, from George and Anthea dancing together, to Les pouring beer, to Deborah riding Tony like a horse, and Dorothy and Gary suddenly both appearing pregnant. He wakes up screaming and he and Dorothy have a discussion about how she wants to have babies but he does not. As they talk, Dorothy starts thinking that Gary is too immature to have a child and likely too immature for the responsibility and leaves in a huff.


Deborah stops by to ask Tony to open her door for the plumber, giving him her door key. Tony tries to appeal to Deborah’s sympathy, describing his depression due to not being able to be her boyfriend, even going so far as to just asking her to sleep with him.


Together Gary and Tony visit Deborah’s apartment and rifle through her belongings. Gary asks for advice about whether or not he and Dorothy should have a child but Tony isn’t much help.

At work, Gary talks with George and Anthea about having children, with George asking him if he isn’t worried about leaving behind a legacy. Anthea explains how great it is to be single and child free, but her reasons depress Gary.


Back at Deb’s apartment, Tony invades her bedroom to glance at her underwear and diary, during which he spills his drink in the panties and then on her bed, leaving him to rush out with the whole lot to wash.


Gary goes to see Dorothy and seemingly decides to have children with her, stating he wants to pass on his knowledge. Dorothy however feels he’s too immature still. Gary claims he’s changed and Dorothy agrees to come over after work.


Tony continues to read her diary while he sits in the laundromat. Unfortunately, he manages to mess up her bedsheets and underwear in the wash. Unable to bleach them back to white, he comes up with an alternative plan. Deborah arrives home, disappointed that Tony left the flat to do laundry instead of letting her plumber in. As she goes upstairs she is shocked to see her apartment ransacked. Deborah however quickly deduces the truth and slams his hand in her drawer as punishment.


Dorothy arrives home and sees the giant stuffed animal that Gary bought for their future child, and then sets fire to their old contraceptives. Dorothy reveals that she doesn’t want to have kids with him after seeing the things in his briefcase: fizzy fish, beer, a scrapbook of Michaela Strachan, a wet tshirt competition application for Dorothy, and a drawing of what he thinks his child would look like. She kisses him goodbye and leaves.


Later, he and Tony chat on the sofa, before falling asleep to the sound of a womb on the stereo.

Chat on the sofa:

Noel Edmonds is an English businessman, and former television presenter, radio DJ, writer and producer.


Gary and Dorothy have an ongoing argument about who the fifth Osmond is. The Osmond Brothers began as a barbershop quartet consisting of brothers Alan, Wayne, Merrill and Jay. They were later joined by younger siblings Donny and Jimmy, both of whom enjoyed success as solo artists. With the addition of Donny, the group became known as The Osmonds; performing both as teen idols and as a rock band, their peak lasted from 1971 to 1975. This would make Donny the fifth Osmond.


Michaela Strachan is an English television presenter and singer. After beginning her career in theatre, she ventured into presenting and fronting the children's television shows Wide Awake Club (1986–1989) and Wacaday (1987–1989). She subsequently went on to co-present The Hitman and Her (1988–1992) and embarked on a brief music career under the stage name Michaela, releasing two singles "H.A.P.P.Y. Radio" (1989) and "Take Good Care of My Heart" (1990), which reached number 62 and 66 in the UK Singles Chart, respectively.


Fungus The Bogeyman: a day in the life of the title character, a working class Bogeyman with the mundane job of scaring human beings

Infidelity:

Written by: Simon Nye

Directed by: Martin Dennis

Original airdate: June 1, 1995


Synopsis: 

As Gary naps in the chair, Tony and Deborah watch a show, with Tony constantly asking questions about what’s happening. Gary irritates her when he wakes up and asks the same questions. Tony, bored with the show, cracks his knuckles and continues to annoy Deborah. She yells at him for being selfish and he tries to defend himself but she storms out.


After reading an article in a magazine about how to tell if your significant other is cheating on you, he starts seeing those signs in Dorothy’s behavior. When he accuses her of sleeping with her coworker, Tim, she takes offense and leaves.


Gary and Tony stake out Dorothy’s parents to see if she’s cheating on him, adopting ridiculous disguises, but only see her talking with a landscaper. Gary tails her at work, taking photos of her hanging out with several coworkers.


Tony decides to volunteer at an old folks retirement center, talking to seniors. Unfortunately his attempt at talking with them backfires when he just ends up annoying them. He tells Deborah about it but she just asks what he’ll do next to impress her and he says he thought he has finished now and she leaves him standing in the doorway.


Dorothy comes over to apologize for the fight they had, but after he shows her the pictures he took, she tells him who is who in each picture, explaining she has started to date another person in the picture, Jamie, and breaks it off with Gary, leaving him alone. 


Tony goes to Deborah and shows her his newest attempt to show he’s not selfish, shaving his pubic hair to help save the planet, but she reveals it’s pointless for him to continue because she has a new boyfriend. 


Later, Deborah and Dorothy hang out and discuss Tony and Gary with Deborah saying she might actually sleep with Tony someday and Dorothy reminiscing about the few days she had with Gary.

Chat on the sofa:

Potter about: Do meaningless tasks, no schedule

Pornography:

Written by: Simon Nye

Directed by: Martin Dennis

Original airdate: June 8, 1995


Synopsis: 

Gary, depressed over his breakup, tries to deal with Tony singing off key and strumming his guitar badly but eventually Gary just cuts the strings off. Tony tries to help, telling him to not call Dorothy but later Gary does just that, trying to use music and sound fx to make her think he’s having a party. She deduces his ruse but agrees to meet with him to talk, but he gets upset when she mentions Jamie, her new boyfriend.


Back at the flat, Tony and his new girlfriend Jill have loud sex but afterwards she finds his stash of porno mags, telling him she isn’t on board with him having them. He agrees to get rid of them to keep her happy.


Gary asks Deborah for advice on how to win Dorothy back, but she encourages him to try and find someone of his own, suggesting he have a dinner party like she is going to have. He wants to come along but she tells him that Dorothy will be there with Jamie.


At work, George helps Gary figure out what he needs for his own dinner party while Anthea suggests he invite various celebrities. Instead Gary calls his friend Clive, asking him to come and bring some women along. At home Tony finds it hard to actually throw out his porn, and finds a new place for them. 


Jill shows up and avoids Gary, heading into Tony’s bedroom and the two start to go at it while Gary awaits his guests. When he hears noises outside he goes to see if it’s catering but l instead finds Dorothy and Jamie in leather jackets having arrived for Deborah’s dinner party. He takes jabs at Jamie before Les shows up with his version of catering: cold cuts and anything else he could slap together. Soon enough Clive calls to tell him he’s not coming and instead is going off with the female guests he was supposed to bring. 


At Deborah’s dinner party, the girls talk about Gary and Tony, making fun of them, but as things go on, Dorothy takes offense at Jamie making fun of Gary. 


Downstairs, Gary descends into further depression as Tony apologizes for missing the party due to him and Jill having some sexy time. Jill calls him back and shows him that she found his porno mags hidden inside his guitar, storming out.


Gary decides to invade Deborah’s party and brings along some things that he and Dorothy bought together, proceeding to chainsaw them all in half dramatically. Tony hurries up to rush Gary away. The two get drunk and start singing Lady in Red.

Chat on the sofa:

Deborah’s boyfriend Peter was played by Peter Czajowski, he only has 19 credits to his name, one of which was in the classic Doctor Who episode The Curse of Fenric.

Rock is a type of hard stick-shaped boiled sugar confectionery most usually flavoured with peppermint or spearmint.


Sir Peter Ustinov was a British actor and humanitarian. An internationally known raconteur, he was a fixture on television talk shows and lecture circuits for much of his career. Ustinov received numerous accolades including two Academy Awards, three BAFTA Awards, three Emmy Awards, an Olivier Award and a Grammy Award. Ustinov received two Academy Awards for Best Supporting Actor for his roles in Spartacus (1960), and Topkapi (1964). He also starred in notable films such as Quo Vadis (1951), The Sundowners (1960), Billy Budd (1962), Hot Millions (1968), and Logan’s Run (1976). He voiced Prince John and King Richard in the Walt Disney Animated film Robin Hood (1973), and portrayed Agatha Christie's fictional detective Hercule Poirot six times for both film and television.


Tom O'Connor was a British comedian, television presenter, and actor. Originally a comedian in working men's clubs, he progressed to hosting TV game shows such as Crosswits, The Zodiac Game, Name That Tune, Password and Gambit.


Linford Christie is a Jamaican-born British former sprinter and athletics coach. He is the only British man to have won gold medals in the 100 metres at all four major competitions open to British athletes: the Olympic Games, the World Championships, the European Championships and the Commonwealth Games. He was the first European athlete to break the 10-second barrier in the 100 m and held the British record in the event for close to 30 years. He is a former world indoor recordholder over 200 metres, and a former European record holder in the 60 metres, 100 m and 4 × 100 metres relay.


Tony Blackburn is an English disc jockey, singer and television presenter, whose career spans over 60 years.


The Birmingham Six and The Guildford Four were groups of people, mostly from Northern Ireland, who were each sentenced to life imprisonment in 1975 following their false convictions for the 1974 Birmingham pub and Guildford pub bombings carried out by the IRA. Their convictions were declared unsafe and unsatisfactory and quashed by the Court of Appeal from 1989-1991. They were offered compensation ranging from £840,000 to £1.2 million. 


Crunchie is a brand of chocolate bar with a centre of honeycomb toffee, also known as sponge toffee, cinder toffee or hokey pokey. It is made by Cadbury but was originally launched in the UK by J. S. Fry & Sons in 1929.

Filofax is a company based in Scotland that produces a range of personal organiser wallets. The organisers are traditionally leather bound and have a six-ring loose-leaf binder system. The design originated at Lefax, a United States company from Philadelphia which was exporting products to the UK. The company also markets a range of personal leather goods and luggage under the "Filofax" brand.


Christmas crackers are festive table decorations that make a snapping sound when pulled open, and typically contain a small gift, paper hat and a joke. They are part of Christmas celebrations in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Commonwealth countries such as Australia, Canada, New Zealand and South Africa.

"Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks is the song that Tony songs to practice his busking.


"I'm a Wanker" is a 1978 comedy song written and performed by British musician Doc Cox under the pseudonym of "Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars". The song was released as a single by Beggars Banquet Records on 2 September 1978, reaching number 22 on the UK Singles Chart despite not being aired on the radio due to its references to masturbation.

What's Up Next?

Series 4B episodes Three Girlfriends, Drunk, In Bed With Dorothy, and Playing Away

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Monday, September 22, 2025

RW667 - Men Behaving Badly Rewatch S03E04-06 - Weekend Cleaning Marriage

 


In this week's episode of The Men Behaving Badly Rewatch, Cory and Tom get away, tidy up and make big mistakes as they discuss the series 3 episodes 4-6, Weekend, Cleaning Lady, and Marriage.

Beer of the Week: (not a paid advertisement)

We made a Shandy! Take a nice light beer and pour it 50/50 with a lemon/lime soda like Sprite, 7up etc. Cory had Timothy Taylor's Landlord Pale Ale, while Tom tried both Harp Larger and Firestone Walker 805.

Weekend:

Written by: Simon Nye

Directed by: Martin Dennis

Original airdate: July 22, 1994


Synopsis: 

Tony tries out his bartending skills for his new job at The Crown, trying to emulate Tom Cruise in the movie Cocktail but instead ends up breaking a lot of glasses. Gary reveals that Dorothy is coming for a chat about their relationship, to which Tony offers him some of his books he’s been given by his previous girlfriends about relationships.


Dorothy shows up and says that their problem is that they find each other less sexually attractive. Gary pulls a passage out of one of the books that says they should share their fantasies with each other while Dorothy finds a passage that suggests they go on a countryside holiday together.


Gary pops into The Crown to see Tony dressed in a glittering suit jacket and he worries that Deborah might see him working there. He commiserates with Gary, saying that he figures he can get Deborah back by using his personality or make her boyfriend look stupid.


Gary wastes time showing Tony how to take care of the flat while he’s away, including the thermostats, and his pet fish, but Dorothy threatens to leave so he gives it up and heads out with her. Dorothy enjoys the countryside while Gary makes fun of it all. 


Back at the flat, when Tony hears Deborah going out he leaps to go chat with her, breaking his guitar in the process. He acts as if he is picking up the mail, but really he had been holding it in order to have a pretense to talk with her. She apologizes about hurting him by dating Ray but he plays it off, claiming he’s fine and is happy serving celebrities at The Crown.


Dorothy and Gary find themselves running romantically through the fields and holding buttercups under each other’s chins, but Gary often finds himself falling down and not really enjoying himself as much as Dorothy.


Tony finds himself drinking more and passing out while pining for Deborah. At his job he complains about how Deborah will be with Ray tonight having sex, when suddenly Deborah and Ray show up in The Crown. As Tony hides, Ray comes off a bit pompous and full of himself, leaving Les to suggest a new plan to get back at Ray, giving him a pint of the ale that gave a lot of customers gut rot the previous week.


As Gary and Dorothy lay in bed on their holiday, Gary wonders about the specifics of listing out their fantasies. They switch their papers and Gary is intrigued by Dorothy’s while she is shocked by the sheer amount and content of his, especially since his fantasies don’t include her. 


Meanwhile, Ray throws up while Deborah waits patiently on the bed. Tony shows up to help, offering her to come downstairs with him. Tony goes back downstairs and tries faking his death with ketchup and a knife, hoping Deborah would come down to save him.


Dorothy and Gary return home, and Tony tells them what his plan was and what they did at The Crown with the bad ale. Deborah rushes down to ask Dorothy to come look at Ray but Deborah comes back downstairs after Dorothy suggests that Tony would know why Ray is sick. Tony begs Deborah to go out with him but she refuses and leaves. Tony then accidentally drops a toaster in Gary’s fish tank and it kills the fish.


Later Gary reveals how he took some of the hotel's towels and a towel rack, and Tony reveals that he took Ray’s headlight and bumper. Tony heads off to bed, reckoning that Dorothy isn’t coming back, and Gary says that he tried to get her back by pretending he had an amputated leg.

Chat on the sofa:

Robin Kermode played Ray. He was in a few sitcoms before this one, but mostly he’s a supporting character actor.


Norman Wisdom was an English actor, comedian, musician, and singer best known for his series of comedy films produced between 1953 and 1966, in which he portrayed the endearingly inept character Norman Pitkin.


Dannii Minogue is an Australian singer, television personality, and actress. As a child she became known for her appearances on the television talent show Young Talent Time (1982–1988). She went on to play the role of Emma Jackson in the Australian soap opera Home and Away (1989–1990), for which she was nominated for two Logie Awards.


Selina Scott is an English television presenter who co-hosted the first dedicated breakfast television programme in the UK, before moving to the United States to join West 57th, a prime-time current-affairs show.


A rambling holiday is another term for a walking holiday, a type of trip where you explore a destination by walking, typically on trails or paths, rather than by vehicle. The focus is on a slower pace of travel, allowing for deeper immersion in the landscape, culture, and local life, often involving staying in different villages or towns each night or returning to a central base.


Babycham is a light, sparkling perry invented by Francis Showering, a brewer in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, England. The name was owned by Accolade Wines until 2021, when it was bought back into the Showering family business Brothers Drinks Limited. The brand was particularly popular during the 1960s and 1970s. The new owners are planning a major rebrand and relaunch of the drink.

Pork scratchings is the British name for deep-fried, salted, crunchy pork rind with fat produced separately from the meat, eaten cold. Pork scratchings typically are heavy and hard, have a crispy layer of fat under the skin, and are flavoured only with salt.


Morris Minor is a charming, classic British economy car produced from 1948–1971. Designed by Alec Issigonis, it was the first British car to sell over a million units. The Minor is known for its practicality and ease of upgrades for everyday use. 


Alsatian: German Shepard


Gut Rot: Upset Stomach


Gob in it: Spit in it


Buttercup tradition: Hold a buttercup under a chin and if it turns yellow, you like butter

Cleaning Lady:

Written by: Simon Nye

Directed by: Martin Dennis

Original airdate: July 29, 1994


Synopsis: 

Tony reasons that Deborah likes Ray because he has a respectable job unlike himself. Back at the flat, as Tony, Gary and Dorothy watch TV, he tries to think of jobs he could do as they dismiss his ideas. Dorothy gets disgusted by how dirty their apartment is and Gary promises to hire a cleaning lady so that Dorothy will keep coming around. 


When the cleaner shows up, she turns out to be the opposite of what Gary was expecting as she is a young, pretty, fit girl with an accent from Portugal named Elena that he starts drooling over.


At The Crown, Tony reveals he actually got a job as a model, and has decided to leave his bartending job. Gary tells Tony that the cleaning lady is coming back tomorrow because she’s missed a bit and that he should make himself scarce. When Elena shows up he tells her to do some dusting but she finishes quickly, seeing as she took care of him cleaning the day before. He invites her to sit and have some refreshments with him as they discuss her boyfriend back in Portugal and how he is looking for a girlfriend himself.


Tony, dressed up as fancy as he can, drops into Deb’s new restaurant that she manages. He brags about his new job and how she’ll see his face advertising things all day long out on the street, and makes another comment about how she could have been his girlfriend. She is adamant that she is dating Ray and he tells her that he has a girlfriend, to which she seems slightly put out but walks away.


At home, Tony goes through various techniques and products to get his skin looking strong and smooth. As he talks with Gary he accidentally gets some lotion in his eye as he yells for help. Gary meanwhile tries out some of the techniques in Tony’s skin care book. Dorothy walks in and talks with him about a dream she had of Gary having a button that turned him into Liam Neeson but since she wore it out, it stopped working and she had to shoot him. Gary tried pressuring her into leaving the house but she is aware of his ploy, but not the specifics. He tries to explain how the cleaner is horrible, hideous, and steals things and tells Tony to leave as well.


Later that day, Gary sits and watches as Elena cleans. As he schools her in English, she finds a picture of Gary and Dorothy and while he tries to play it off as being his sister, she deduces the truth. He asks her to come back and clean the next night as well, and while she feels he is lonely and pathetic, she needs the money so she agrees.


Tony arrives home and finds himself attracted to Elena but Gary takes him aside to ask him to not make a move on her. Gary leaves for work and Tony ends up asking Elena what she’s doing that afternoon, and takes her out to Deborah’s restaurant. As they talk with Deborah, Tony tries his best to spin things that Elena says.


The next day, Tony sees he has a pimple on his nose and is upset because he is supposed to start a job that day for a mail order catalog. Later, Elena shows up, ready to clean, but Gary suggests a drink first. Tony arrives home, having quit his modeling job after they let him go. He is surprised to see Gary ready to take Elena out and the two argue about who gets to have her. When Dorothy and Deborah arrive home, Gary quickly changes his tune and tells Tony to pretend that Elena is his girlfriend.


As the girls come in, Gary tries making excuses and rushes off to the bathroom. Deborah and Dorothy quickly find him, Elena and Tony in there together and Tony’s attempt at a lie isn’t accepted.


Later Tony and Gary drink away their cares, while discussing liking the flat dirty as it’s more natural, what supermodel they would date, what job Tony will go for next and various other free ranging topics to cap off their day.

Chat on the sofa:

Elena was played by Sandy Hendrickse, another character actor with a few handfuls of credits.


Michel and Albert Roux were French chefs and restaurateurs working in Britain. They opened Le Gavroche, which subsequently became the first three Michelin starred restaurant in Britain and The Waterside Inn, which was the first restaurant outside France to hold three stars for 25 years.


Douglas Hurd, Baron Hurd of Westwell, is a British Conservative Party politician who served in the governments of Margaret Thatcher and John Major from 1979 to 1995.


The Two Ronnies is a British television comedy sketch show starring Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett. It was created by Bill Cotton and aired on BBC Television from 10 April 1971 to 25 December 1987.


Caribou is another name for reindeer.


Top Myself: K1ll yourself


Berk: stupid or foolish person

Marriage:

Written by: Simon Nye

Directed by: Martin Dennis

Original airdate: August 5, 1994


Synopsis: 

Gary talks with Tony and Deborah about a missing dustbin when Deborah calls them out on going through her garbage. Tony took a shirt that belonged to a neighbor and Gary found a ball of her hair. Tony defends it as wanting to see what makes her tick and why she likes Ray more than him. She just says that they have interesting conversations and that he is more interesting.


Gary leaves to have dinner with Dorothy and ends up getting so drunk he asks her to marry her and she accepts. The next morning he regrets his decision and  complains to Tony about it. Tony continues to wonder what Deborah and Ray talk about and Gary suggests he bug them with some listening devices he recently got at work for testing. Gary and Tony then chat about various stag nights they’ve both been involved in and the hijinks they ensued. 


On the bus with Dorothy, Gary tries to bring up his proposal as being foolish but never manages to get it out, leaving Dorothy to push for a church wedding sooner rather than later.


George talks with Gary about the joys of marriage but Gary isn’t having it. Anthea gets pulled into the conversation and she relates the one time she was asked to marry someone, way back in grade school. Gary asks them to take some of the listening devices and test them out at home.


Back at the flat, Gary tries to recapture his youth and appear younger instead of an adult and asking Tony to play with him, throwing paper balls at a cereal box on his head. Gary shows him the listening device and Tony takes a daffodil from outside to give to Deborah as a ruse to plant the bug. Tony shows his jealousy and Deborah restates that Ray is just more interesting. 


Back at work, George and Anthea give their reviews of the listening devices, both of whom placed the devices at less than ideal locations. George reveals the deal he and Marjorie made about putting 10 pence in a jar anytime they had an unfaithful thought and it turns out Marjorie has had so many of them she has managed to pay for several of their vacations.


Tony meanwhile has spent the day listening to what Deborah has been doing. Gary has started dressing awfully, even pouring onion juice on himself and gargling with it, hoping that Dorothy will be put off. 


In his room, Tony hears Ray come over and start kissing Deborah before asking about the plant she was given by Tony and deciding to toss it out. Tony rushes up to save it, and grabs the listening device and places it elsewhere in her apartment before leaving. Tony goes back down and listens again, hearing Ray insult him and rushing out to face off against him, failing to hear Deborah break up with Ray, telling him that Tony is gentle and considerate and Ray is just boring. Tony breaks through Deborah’s door, insults Ray’s car and leaves. Deborah chases after him and kicks him in the balls. 


Gary tries acting as chauvinistic and domineering as he can, but Dorothy is seemingly completely on board with it all, going along with anything he suggests, even when he suggests he should be able to sleep with anyone he wants, Tony will live with them forever, and she has to perform any sexual act he wants, even if he wants to use large vegetables. When she continues to agree, he whines that he can’t get married because he was just drunk and she reveals that she knows and just enjoyed watching him suffer all week. She then rejects the idea of marrying him and Gary starts listing his good points on why she SHOULD marry him. After listening to him, Dorothy tells that yes, he’s right, she will marry him as she kisses him and walks off. Gary is stunned as Tony limps in, suffering from Deborah’s kick.

Chat on the sofa:

Gary says his cousin Bengy married a “Great Daine” and at the wedding she sang the 1974 Eurovision entry for Denmark. However, Denmark did not compete in the song contest for 11 years straight from 1967 to 1977.


Sideboard: cabinet


Barmy: crazy

What's Up Next?

Series 4A episodes Babies, Infidelity, and Pornography

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